HELP MEeeeeee

I can't get BILLY JEAN outta m'headdddd
(and I don't even LIKE this song)

P.S. Don't try doing this yourself

in the kitchen

when you bust out singing it

and pretending that

the floor is lighting up

as you make THE MOVES.


And certainly don't try it AGAIN

while singing into the blowdryer

in the bathroom getting ready for work.


It's just not as easy as it looks.


Safer to stick with that

Side snapping, neck shifty thing while walking.


"....woo !...jean jean jean ...."