Mixed Up Madness

So I did it

Picked up a Turkey.

Even tho since The DetoxI have been pretty much Meat Free.

It gets Harder and Harder For Me To Reconcile

The Sweetness Of A Living Creature

Satiating My Hunger

And Sustaining My Energy

Which is only wrought out

Working in an edit bay every night

On what is basically AIR----

(i.e., I really am NOT A Caveman, sooo....)



Its Called Denial ~

Disconnecting The Dots

Alive - Dead - Plate - EAT.



But That is Exactly What I Will Do.



Oh Yehhhh and

Here Is A Question :

Is Obama going to do that Bird Pardoning Thing ?


Every year that always slays me.

The Whole President Pardoning a Bird....

I know I know

Tradition Right ?

It probably played well in Olden Days.

There is a little thing called War and Peace

I would rather see The Office work on
But You Know - "Tradition"


(okay so this is an uplifting post)


I did it anyway.

I picked up a turkey.

Appeased My Growing Dilemma

By Pre-Meditating

- I mean pre ordering -

A Freshly Axed Free Range Organic Turkey.


The Young Man Asked Me :

Is A Heidi Hen all right ?

Uhh... Whats A Heidi Hen ?


here : A Story about how The Farmer's Daughter is Named...


oh oh ohhhh


I waved fast


"okay yesss ----Heidi Hen - thats fine"


(shaking my head - realllllyyyyyyy ???)


Then Schedule a TIME for Pick Up the following week.


Driving away

I kept thinking about some turkey being tagged for
A Head Chop

8:00 Tuesday Night.

Eeeep.


~ Holiday Prep Continues and Tuesday Night Arrives~


In Good Spirits I battle the parking lot and keep my sanity,

Pick up a Vegan Apple Pie

(yes I know)

Then stand in line to pick up my bird and check out.

The Clerk said :
Oh here , since you bought a turkey
You get this too !

As she lays out a Nice Tote Bag On Top of the Turkey Box.


And Before The Mouth Filter Could Kick In

I can't help it

I blurt out

"Well Alright ! Kill a Bird ~ Getta Bag!"

The Boy Bagging my groceries Was In High Humor

And he Shoots Back with a shrug :

"Yeh But Look !...at least You Are Saving Trees"

Back From The Crash

Can't Wait !

In Between Garage Cleanin'

And Turkey Fixin'
(See How They Did It - HERE and Here)
A Dash to See The Show

Is on The List

For A Long Holiday Weekend

That Will Probably Go By Very FAST !